“Hey BLOOM”

(my home staging anthem)
I wanted to to kick off my Blog with a song that sings the praises of home staging and explains the benefits of hiring a Home Stager. This lyrical rewriting was inspired by my Pinterest email notifications that would read, “Hey BLOOM, see what pins you’re missing”. The “Hey BLOOM” always got me humming Pink Floyd’s, “Hey You”. I would catch myself singing “Hey Bloom” instead of “Hey You”.. and then the words kind of wrote themselves. ; )
So here’s my musical version of a typical conversation between BLOOM That ROOM (the staging company) and WHO (the Worried Home Owner). I hope you’ll sing along with me .. and welcome to my Blog. : )
Hey BLOOM, We just got a call
we gotta move, we gotta haul, Can you help me?
Hey BLOOM, So much we gotta do
To make our home look kinda new, Can you show me?
Hey BLOOM,
There’s no time and money is tight
We heard staging could raise, our Asking Price
Hey WHO!
Absolutely, yes indeed!
You can increase equity with Home Staging
Hey WHO,
If your house is big or small,
You DIY or we do it all, You can trust me
Hey WHO,
Don’t worry you won’t be alone,
I’ll be your Guide, to transform your home
Cause Staging isn’t a fantasy
A staged home connects emotionally
With updated appeal for the next family
It’s a proven financial gain…
HEY WHO!
We’ll hang curtains on the wall
And make your ceilings look real tall, it’s amazing
Hey WHO!
Comps will increase in the ‘hood
It’s a win-win, it’s all good, Please believe me
Hey WHO
A Stager’s advice is worth ‘gold’
Together we’ll stand to get your house sold
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Emotions sell . Staging works . BLOOM That ROOM!